More mason madness happening. Debugged some things I found wrong with, well, everything. I also *finally* added commenting. Thread support was also added (yay recursion).
Feel free to, well, post comments!

Yeah, so having just figured this out now (I'm sure it's in a manpage somewhere) -
You can open file descriptors at will by doing:

exec 3> file_output

The 3 here is the number of the file descriptor, and can be any number really. What this lets you do now is write to that file descriptor:

echo "Hello there" >&3

Now, if you look at the contents of file_output you'll see that it contains "Hello there" - neat?

To close a file descriptor do this:

exec 3>&-

again, where 3 is the number of the file descriptor you want to close.

This script requires ksh. It makes use of a feature of ksh (zsh supports this too, but differently) called a co-process. A co-process is started by using the |& pipe at the end of a command. The file descriptor you use to write to is >&p. To read from it, you use <&p. Here's an example:

tr 'a-z' 'A-Z' |&
echo "hello there" >&p
exec 3>&p; exec 3>&-
cat <&p

The output is:

HELLO THERE

WTF?! You might be confused, I was when I first started playing with these. What happens is it runs tr 'a-z' 'A-Z' in the background as a co-process. Then it echos "hello there" to the input of tr. To signify that we are in fact done sending input, we have to close the input file descriptor, this is done through 2 statements: exec 3>&p - this opens file descriptor 3 and has it output to the co-process. The next statement, exec 3>&-, tells ksh you want to close file descriptor 3, which in turn closes the input to the co-process. The last line should be fairly obvious: cat <&p - it sends the output of the co-process through cat.
Ok, so you want that script do ya? Look below.

#!/bin/ksh
[ $# -ne 2 ] && echo "Invalid parameters" && exit 1
telnet $1 $2 |&
cat <&0 >&p
sed -e '1,3d' <&p

I won't get into much detail as to how things work here, should be pretty straight-forward. It takes 2 parameters, first being the host and second being the port. It reads from standard input and outputs to standard output.